I Am A Toaster

I don't post often, but when I do, it's likely things you haven't heard of. I dropped a lot of "fandoms", and gained another. Mostly I like Homestuck and the Yogscast, the latter of which explains why I don't post often. I'm too busy! With SCIENCE!
littledeerling:

what am i doing with my life

littledeerling:

what am i doing with my life

4 days ago on October 17th | J | 8,808 notes

haaaaaaaveyoumetted:

this show gives no fucks

4 days ago on October 17th | J | 78,479 notes
4 days ago on October 17th | J | 3,855 notes
You don’t have to protect me. I’m not afraid. Please don’t shut me out again.
4 days ago on October 17th | J | 6,993 notes

queencous:

she’s cheer captain aND I’M JAVERT

4 days ago on October 17th | J | 61,779 notes

ilarina:

It wasn’t worth it.

[for my Chiara, happy B day hun!]

4 days ago on October 17th | J | 776 notes
omgthatdress:

Evening Dress
Jacques Doucet, 1900-1905
Les Arts Décoratifs

omgthatdress:

Evening Dress

Jacques Doucet, 1900-1905

Les Arts Décoratifs

4 days ago on October 17th | J | 942 notes
"And then Jensen looks at that the shirt and then looks at me and then immediately starts drawing on the shirt making Ackles out of Padalecki.” [x] / [x
4 days ago on October 17th | J | 8,686 notes

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

*releases pack of dads into home depot* go……be free

4 days ago on October 17th | J | 51,823 notes

lana-grant-may:

carry-on-my-wayward-nun:

p1ants:

i think freckles, stretch marks, tattoos, bruises, birthmarks and scars are probably the coolest thing, you started with almost a blank canvas and look at u now, all this evidence that you’ve lived and the sun has shone on you and you’ve grown and maybe tripped up a few times and liked an image so much u made it a permanent part of u, beautiful.

That’s one of the most uplifting things I’ve read

This needs to get passed around more
4 days ago on October 17th | J | 1,085,790 notes
fandomcollector:

electrikmoonlight:

mildserendipity:

WTF I LIETERALLY THOUGHT IT WAS ABOUT DOGS UNTIL NOW I AM 20 YEARS OLD

of course it was, why would he actually sing about real dogs and why they got out

No it isn’t. It’s actually talking about the men who predate upon women in clubs, calling them dogs, not ‘ugly women’. Just look at the lyrics:
And tell the fellas stop the name callin’Yepee ah yoThen them girls respond to the callI hear a woman shout outWho let the dogs outWoof, woof, woof, woof, woof
Or if that isn’t clear enough for you that it’s women quite clearly calling the men dogs then read this next bit:
Get back gruffy, mash scruffyGet back you flea infested mongrelNow I tell meh self dem man go get angryAh yepee ah yoTo hear them girls calling them canine
It’s saying that men who attack women for being ‘ugly’ or refuse to leave them alone are worse than stray mongrels! It plainly points out that women do not want or appreciate the attention and so taunt them with the verse of ‘who let the dogs out’ because they are both unable to control themselves and vile little creatures. Learn to do some fucking research.

fandomcollector:

electrikmoonlight:

mildserendipity:

WTF I LIETERALLY THOUGHT IT WAS ABOUT DOGS UNTIL NOW I AM 20 YEARS OLD

of course it was, why would he actually sing about real dogs and why they got out

No it isn’t. It’s actually talking about the men who predate upon women in clubs, calling them dogs, not ‘ugly women’. Just look at the lyrics:

And tell the fellas stop the name callin
Yepee ah yo
Then them girls respond to the call
I hear a woman shout out
Who let the dogs out
Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof

Or if that isn’t clear enough for you that it’s women quite clearly calling the men dogs then read this next bit:

Get back gruffy, mash scruffy
Get back you flea infested mongrel
Now I tell meh self dem man go get angry
Ah yepee ah yo
To hear them girls calling them canine

It’s saying that men who attack women for being ‘ugly’ or refuse to leave them alone are worse than stray mongrels! It plainly points out that women do not want or appreciate the attention and so taunt them with the verse of ‘who let the dogs out’ because they are both unable to control themselves and vile little creatures. Learn to do some fucking research.

4 days ago on October 17th | J | 133,600 notes

How do you pick up the threads of an old life? How do you go on, when in your heart you begin to understand… there is no going back? There are some things that time cannot mend. Some hurts that go too deep, that have taken hold.

4 days ago on October 17th | J | 2,291 notes
4 days ago on October 17th | J | 49,292 notes

Ernest Hemingway would have died rather than have syntax. Or semicolons. I use a whole lot of half-assed semicolons; there was one of them just now; that was a semicolon after “semicolons,” and another one after “now.”

And another thing. Ernest Hemingway would have died rather than get old. And he did. He shot himself. A short sentence. Anything rather than a long sentence, a life sentence. Death sentences are short and very, very manly. Life sentences aren’t. They go on and on, all full of syntax and qualifying clauses and confusing references and getting old. And that brings up the real proof of what a mess I have made of being a man.

Ursula K. Le Guin on being a man – the finest, sharpest thing I’ve read in ages 

(via explore-blog)

4 days ago on October 17th | J | 2,842 notes
hogwarts-poltergeist:

The only person left outdoors was a teenage boy who was lying flat on his back in a flower bed outside number four.
(by salamandersoup)

hogwarts-poltergeist:

The only person left outdoors was a teenage boy who was lying flat on his back in a flower bed outside number four.

(by salamandersoup)
4 days ago on October 17th | J | 1,221 notes